Birdseed

if you live in Bird nation and only eat chicken burgaaassssss.

"BIRDSEED"

Birdseed by BS007 May 13, 2025

captain birdseye 

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads

Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!

captain birdseye by red_knickers January 5, 2010

throwing birdseed 

To drop passive-aggressive remarks about someone/something

My brother and his friends were throwing birdseed on Taylor Swift's new album yesterday.

throwing birdseed by cnf-sniff November 27, 2017

Getting Birdseye'd 

A way of inducing hallucinations by mixing the popular children's medicine Calpol, with mushed up defrosted fishfingers and then baking. After baking, this paste is eaten and quickly causes visual and audio hallucinations that can last for several hours and be extremely intense.

Are we Getting Birdseye'd tonight? My parents arent home so we can make it there.

Ronnie got badly Captain Birdseye'd last night and shit all over his bedroom

Getting Birdseye'd by MuckaChucka February 3, 2022

Butt Crack Birdseed 

This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt

Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed

Butt Crack Birdseed by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019