bethesda

Suburban town in MOCO where adults make almost as much money as those in near-by Potomac. The prep population is massive and ranges from 13 year old hookers to 17 year old ex-football players that suck at lacrosse. Very similar to Potomac, although there is a smaller population of Asians and even a tiny population of down-to-earth punks who enjoy scaring their prep classmates, fighting the man, and tagging benches in the multi-million dollar public parks. Even with all their money, all kids end up doing is going to the Montgomery Aquatic Center (because swimming outside, besides in the pool in your backyard is just unsanitary, and anyway, you might bump into some wangsters at a public pool in Rockville) and skateboarding badly up and down Wisconsin Avenue going to Mongolian BBQ for 10 minutes at a time and only eating half a plate. Most kids live less than 15 blocks away from Whitman High, but instead decide to A) Nag their parents to buy them a car worth at least $15,000 B) Go to Landon or Georgetown Prep and tell all your friends you're doing a girl at Holy Cross or finally C) Vice versa.

Bethesda kid #1: Yesterday I saw these emo kids hanging out in the park I was driving past in my new Mercedes.

Bethesda kid #2: EEEWWW you saw emo kids??

Bethesda Kid #3: Did you throw anything at them?

Bethesda Kid #1: I would have, but I didn't wanna get outta my car and get my new Lacoste all polleny.

(silence while checking voicemail on their new sidekicks)

Bethesda kid #2: HEY-let's go to Monogolian BBQ!

by Jeremy Vicious September 12, 2006

Bethesda

Where AWESOME, but rich and intelligent kids live in mansions or large houses and drive expensive cars. You can always see atleast 3 Mercedes Benz and 5 SUVs. Most kids own designer clothes and there is a very high prep population. And Polo makes a lot of profit from this certain area. Most kids also go to ivy league colleges.

X: I bought this new polo the other day!
Y: So how many do you have now?
X: 257

by Maddie January 10, 2005

Bethesda Software

A Video game Developer/Publisher. Responsible for Many truly epic games, which also have truly epic bugs. Lists of bugs for their games are dozens of pages long, and their patches often leave the games worse off than before. Currently the Reigning king of the unpolished game.

DUDE 1: I can't wait For the new game by Bethesda Software!!!

DUDE 2: I can wait. They never finish their games until a few months after release. Why should I pay them to be a Beta tester.

by Eldrich Thurge February 9, 2012

Bethesda

Place where one of the highest-income families in maryland live, and in the country. Suburban city, 5 minutes outside D.C. where everyone is rich as shit and the drives the hottest cars. It consists mainly of a white population (many of which are Jewish) kids who are all snobby and think they're better than everyone else. Kids who attended Whitman Highschool,Landon, Georgetown Prep, or Holton Arms are probabily the smartest and most succsessful kids. They will end up going to colleges such as Georgetown, Vanderbuilt, Emory, UMASS,and Michigan.

person 1: where did you get your sl 500 benz from?
person 2: My daddy bought it for me.

by Sherri October 16, 2004

Bethesda

Full of rich kids driving SUV's, and wearing designer clothing.

Rachel: Hey want to go to neimans to see the gucci bag I want?
Lauren: Sure, but first I have to fill up my car with gas. Driving a range rover is expensive.

by rachel December 5, 2003

Bethesda Steamer

Farting in a bitches face while she giving you head

Last night I gave a hoe a Bethesda Steamer while she sucked me off.

by gr8pimp January 26, 2008

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

The home of THE Spencer Upston. A god-like specimen that dominates in the trenches. He once went against graham as scout center. He can essentially squat 400 pounds.

I really wish I went to Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School so I could get with Spencer Upston

by Savageperson69 June 17, 2019