Bend over for Mr. Putin

Mitch McConnell’s refrain to his GOP cohorts behind Senate closed doors as he wearily admits what has occurred in the 2016 Election.

Let’s just bend over for Mr. Putin and take it in the ass this time, we need to preserve what we have left of our government and preserve our good names to our loyal constituents!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2019

back alley bend-over

An outdoor quickie. Usually occurs behind bars between strangers.

Man, a hobo watched me give that slut a back alley bend-over!

by MandyC047 March 3, 2011

Hot cherry bend over

When one warms their ass by the camp fire then immediately sits on someone’s lap.

On a cold night camping, Anisha gave John a hot cherry bend over to help him warm up.

by Miss rampage July 5, 2018

bend over backwards to bend you over forwards

to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)

Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

bend over and i'll show you

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.

Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

by Zero Skhool January 31, 2016

Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson March 31, 2003

Bend over and I'll show ya

What you do to your girl when she says "What should we do tonight?"

Girl: What should we do tonight?
Bend over and I'll show ya

by KillingMySelf October 2, 2016