Mr. Belvedere

verb. to crap, especially in one's own pants.

Uh oh, I just Mr. Belvedered myself...

by Nannerpuss March 15, 2009

Mr. Belvedere

A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.

"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"

by Mikey851 August 14, 2008

Mr. Belvedere

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.

Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.

by amikke01 December 9, 2008

King Belvedere

The best rock band to ever come out of Baltimore.

we need a king belvedere feel.

by B-A October 20, 2008

belvidere high school

A high school in diddlyfuck nowhere where its a whole bunch of white kids thinking they can fight and spend the money they dont have on juuls and weed, loud freshman, and booty at sports. But since we dont get mommy and daddys money we are not dickheads like BNHS

Belvidere High School
“Oh so you’re not athletic”
WHAT? I cant hear you over these freshman

by Balloonbloopers April 15, 2019

Belvidere North Highschool

What dumb cuck thought it would be a good idea to put a highschool in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Some people say that out of the two local highschools, it is the “richer, cleaner,” one. While in reality, it’s just as fucking shitty as it’s counterpart.

“Oh so you’re from Belvidere North Highschool?”
“Yeah.”
“So, what kind of group are you in?”
“I’m one of the fuckboy freshman who vapes in the bathroom.”
“Oh so you’re gay.”

by Good ol’ Belvitucky June 7, 2018

Mr. Belvedered

spontaneously ejaculated in your pants because you were touched inappropriately

Mr. Belvedered in my pants

by harg19 August 31, 2010