josh beckett

Pitcher, Former World Series MVP with the marlins, Now plays for the Boston Red Sox and enjoys giving up 7 runs an outing. He also touches little boys

Guy 1:Josh Beckett is pitching tonight!

Guy 2: Fuckin A!

josh beckett by Disgruntled Red Sox Fan August 14, 2006

beckett 

he is so thick and hot. all guys and girls love him. he has juicy cake and skull crushing thighs.

"Beckett is so thick and hot. his cheeks are so massive

beckett by beckbro November 26, 2021

beckett 

an irish word used to define crunkness. originated in dublin in the early nineties losely based around a popular jungle dj crossed with the irish playwright, usually used in the context of music or art.

"man that riff is totally fucking beckett"

beckett by mickey richards July 16, 2008

Joe beckett 

An ugly individual who thinks he is hard n enjoys to give it

Ah step back mate joe Beckett might pounce on ya lol freak

Joe beckett by Gingerninja0 March 17, 2019

Beckett 

A truly sweet person. They will make you laugh no matter how sad you are. Im you find a Beckett, kim him. He will be a light in your life and one of the best things to happen. Make sure to tell them how great they are, and don't let them disagree. Even if you're just saying a sentence, they'll make a joke, it's kinda their thing!

Person: Bye!
Beckett: Don't you mean...BI

Beckett by O8_orange December 16, 2018

beckett proposal

Inappropriate propositions of group sex with a midget/team of midgets.

Failure to get the get the bill passed on the first three occasions left robert with no option but to envoke the beckett proposal.

"Twins had always intrigued me"
Thought Emma, but she had never expected to hear herself excepting the Beckett Proposal. See Spit Roast

beckett proposal by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005

Beckett 

Best person in the world he never gives up he is awesome everyone likes him he’s the best his grandma is awesome

Omg Beckett is the best and he has the best grandma

Beckett by Patriotsareawesome15 October 29, 2019