Bearth-Day

The day the earth was born; The day the earth slipped from the Universe's vagina.

Michael Jordan: "man I just shit myself".
God: "That's a natural occurrence on Bearth-Day".

See Also birth day

by iTrollin May 10, 2010

beforties

The plural form of the forty ounce malt beverage. In this case, this word applies to the forties you plan on drinking before attending a party.

"Hey man I heard about this awesome party! Let's hang out and drink some beforties to get ready!"

by gameblouses17 September 1, 2009

bearthday

when one's birthday coincides with earth day.

Aw man! she's got a bearthday

by grrrrrrrwoof April 25, 2019

Beefartist

A person who can cook well using beef and create or design vstylish beef dishes.

My uncle is a professional chef all the time who uses beef and all his dishes. Therefore my uncle is a beefartist.

by LGG#39 December 12, 2019

Bearturtle

Berthololot Bearthertols Bertholot Bearthot Burthat

Hey look its bearturtle beartholoy beartoltol

by Evadedtaxes June 13, 2021

bifartual

The ability to fart in different languages.

Hey bro I’m biFartual in Spanish and English

by Fartman696969 October 18, 2021

bearthroken

When you want to say "heartbroken" but accidently switch the 2 beginning letters.

"Babe... Please don't leave me... I'll be bearthroken"

by MrAydinminer June 11, 2023