Bedless Noob

Maw Health Fanboy Who loves his fans almost as much as he loves maw.

damm that mans pulling a bedless noob

by Maw Health June 3, 2020

The Baddest Ass

Commonly seen as the biggest ass on campus, but really, deep down, he's a nice guy (NEVER alert him to that fact, however). May also be perceived as "high-feluntant." He is a very special breed of man/pretty much hottest on earth. The degree of good-lookingness markedly increases when he has many brothers. Contrary to common belief, he enjoys children, particularly when he gets to act like one. Tends to be very good in bed. Women are strongly drawn to him. Generally musically inclined and extraordinarily intelligent. May act somewhat emo at times but does not like to be associated with such a group. Philosophically minded and is annoyed easily by ignorant people. Does not respond well to people yelling out his name, such as in the movie "Rocky"-may attack without warning. Also responds to "the Great" or, less commonly, "Professor."

If you see a man who is hot, makes kids laugh, has a guitar/other musical instrument(s) {and plays it (them) well}, enjoys philosophy and smart people, but at the same time is an ass, then you have probably just found the Baddest Ass.

by Squirrel Bait April 14, 2008

Da Baddest Bitch

A Woman Who's Swagg Is Official.

Trina Is Dubbed Da Baddest Bitch

Allanah is da baddest bitch i've seen so far, i mean look at the way she do her

by KookyCraze May 28, 2009

Bendes' Gap

The space between the goalie and the goal in foosball. If not properly covered, bank shots are easy to score.

I just scored on the Bendes' Gap.

You need to cover the Bendes' Gap.

by nydellis September 26, 2015

baddest bitch in the world

A misunderstood underestimated girl that bends you over and shows you what it's like to be fucked in the end for underestimating and betraying her and roasting your butthole for the disrespect turning in to the baddest bitch in the world. May have multiple personality disorder;)

I bent over and grabbed my ankles and the baddest bitch in the world fucked me in the ass for discipline not please for a life lesson to be ingested

by Nerf gun king April 29, 2022

Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020

beldessi

When you cut a horses head off and throw it into somebodys bed the horse is reffered to as beldessi

damn some guy threw a beldessi in my bed

by Patrick noneyobusisness June 15, 2008