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Beneficiant

When you take home a girl that someone else roofied
James roofied Lisa but Joe the Beneficiant took her home
by List doe April 5, 2016
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benneficial-detriment

1) Something that your instincts warn you away from but which you can deduce as enticing.

2) A sacrifice or risk for an expected or predicted reward.
Plural: "beneficial-detriments".
Adjective: "beneficially-detrimental".
Antonym: "detrimental-benifit"
Exe: 1) brushing your teeth even though it makes your sensitive gums hurt, is a beneficial-detriment.

Exe: 2) It was a benneficial-detriment to lose my wrist that day, because my hand was pinned to the underside of a boulder; if I had avoided any detriment I'd've kept my hand and've died there.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018
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Beneficiary cookbook

An unhealthy eating cookbook for people who want to see their inheritance sooner so they feed their relatives food from such cookbook. Meant to be a joke but very insensitive and sickening.
John: I can't stand your mother. She says all these racist terms for Jewish people or Black people and calls people out when she sits on the porch. Totally embarrassing.

Sally: Yes I know. Regardless, I want to take care of her.

John: I know. You're a good daughter but perhaps it would be best if we would feed her from the beneficiary cookbook.

Sally: What the hell? That's my mother you're talking about, you asshole.
by Verrückte Hunde May 10, 2022
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