Bearded Clam 

Sea Food,Louisiana delicacy

The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut

Bearded Clam by spikenstein January 4, 2004

Bearded Clam 

Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.

I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.

Bearded Clam by wayfarer87 May 11, 2010

bearded clam 

A slang word for the female genitalia.

With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.

bearded clam by Panorin December 20, 2013

Bearded clam 

Unshaven vagina

She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.

Bearded clam by Clam digger314 January 20, 2019

Bearded Clam 

When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.

Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...

Bearded Clam by KLynne February 13, 2014

bearded clam 

Hairy vagina

Did you fuck that bird last night dude ?

No she had such a bearded clam

bearded clam by l14msn April 8, 2015

Bearded Clam 

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.

That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

Bearded Clam by Nelsin August 14, 2018