beaning

derived from british language of hello old bean.
beaning it the act of two people bonding and becoming close chums

sarah was beaning with andrew the other day i’m so glad they got along so well

by theWet Goat April 23, 2021

Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.

Victim: “I’m bored”

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.

by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021

Beaning

2021 tiktok trend where british people would go to other people's doorsteps and pour canned beans to mildly inconvenience them

You two are banned from going to the store since you want to waste my money and go beaning other people's doorsteps.

by Ass E. Beater March 24, 2022

Beaning

The act of shoving one or two beans up somebody’s dick hole and making them cum the beans out

I was just beaning one of my friends and it was awesome

by MrCumMan May 1, 2023

Beaning

The act of re-filling a bean bag

Sally: Hey did you go for that BEANING appointment?
Shanty: I BEANED my beanbag yesterday.

by ZxxN May 2, 2023

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Beaning

The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans

“Hey, what time are we beaning at?”

by #1 Dole Merchant November 3, 2023