Beanbag

Someone who has such a large quantity of fat rolls, their physique can be compared to that of a beanbag.

'Man, you built like a beanbag, for real'

by UrUnclesDad October 6, 2020

Beanbag

A low-impact insult deployed by a heavily intoxicated individual when their brain has clocked out but their mouth is still taking shots. Typically used with great confidence and zero clarity, often aimed at friends who are merely existing nearby.

Lawrence, three drinks past coherence, pointed at us and slurred ‘beanbags’ like he’d just delivered a devastating mic drop, then immediately asked what day it was.

by Corey Daul January 25, 2026

Beanbag on water

Term for when you or someone else feels like a beanbag on water, not sinking but it's not floating either. You're not good but not bad, you're just kinda there.

Person 1: You don't look so good
Person 2: Nah i'm just a beanbag on water rn

by Squid_Ice February 15, 2020

Beanbag Kid

A beanbag Kid is a person who has just graduated from University, has no working experience, wants €30-35K and who wants to work in a company where there are beanbags and free beer.

These BeanBag Kid's have ridiculous expectations!

by Rocoo October 16, 2018

Beanbag Ballsack

A pair of testicles of such high testicular mass that it is made possible for the owner to sit down on them like a beanbag. This may be used figuratively to describe someone that is particularly daring or risk-taking, i.e. someone with balls of steel.

"Hey Mike, there are 5 of us, but only 4 chairs! What are we to do?"

"Worry not - Patrick has a Beanbag Ballsack, which he can use to sit on. There's even room for two!"

by russbag August 5, 2005

beanbag syndrome

A state of mind where it becomes impossible to do any chore. Basically, the guy on the beanbag can't be expected to leave his comfortable spot and pass the ashtray. Beanbag syndrome often hits you when you're baked out of your mind.

"Hey, bro, pass the ashtray"
"No point asking him man. Look at him. Total beanbag syndrome."

by Alan-a-Dale September 16, 2013

Beanbag sunglasses

Placing ones balls onto the eyes of a young lady

Lay her down and squat over her head. then lower your balls to her eye sockets = beanbag sunglasses

by packagedelivery September 30, 2011