Bathroom Surgery

To preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.

Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"

"Lets take him to the hospital!"

"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"

by RedneckND October 17, 2009

God's Bathroom Floor

A song written by Slug of the musical duo Atmosphere. Quite possibly one of the deepest, most thought provoking hip-hop songs out there. Undoubtedly about Slug's drug abuse, he uses lyrical analogies such as "I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles," telling his son, Jacob Miles, that he'll be watching over him if the abuse ever claims his life.

"Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild-style. I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles."

-"God's Bathroom Floor" - Atmosphere

by Spectactic August 23, 2010

michael in the bathroom

tragic.

"I cry every night while listening to Michael in the bathroom."

by Georgesaladbar January 29, 2018

batrisyia

Wawa bracson.

Beautiful girl

nice person

clever

have an example to others
loves read

cycle always

mny ambitions

very loves music

# batrisyia #clevergirl # sick # cute #attidude nice # rood

by brack waei December 27, 2016

Bator

A term used to describe a person, edger, gooner, solosexual...someone that gets off on pleasuring themselves through masturbation/mutual masturbation and foreplay. Not necessarily circumscribing to penetration as a means of intimacy. Can be done alone or in a group (of other bators).

Can be used to describe male or female/heterosexual and homosexual.

He's not a top, nor a bottom...hes a total 'Bator'!
Shes alone in her room tonight; shes 'Bating'....

Bate ON brothers!

by wegosolo April 26, 2010

bathroom stripping

Bathroom Stripping refers to the act or need of disrobing while using the bathroom due to overheating.

I ate too much taco bell, it was so spicy I was overheating, while letting it out I was bathroom stripping because I was so hot.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 3, 2014

Bathroom Chicken

When two or more individuals are in adjacent public restroom stalls at the same time and no one wants to be the first one to start shitting due to the embarrassment caused from the sounds of their poor dietary choices from the day before. This phenomenon results in awkward and lengthy silences until one individual cannot control their sphincter anymore and proceeds to "paint the bowl."

Doug: "I had a horrible game of bathroom chicken last night. Me and two other dudes sat there for like 30 minutes before I couldn't stand any longer and literally lost my shit!"

James: "I almost shit my pants today waiting for a stall to open. These two guys were playing bathroom chicken and neither of them would flinch."

by AFCop October 1, 2018