barsteward

a) A polite way of saying bastard word
b) Someone who serves drinks from behind a bar with a smug manner

You are a stupid barsteward

by Dave July 8, 2003

Barsy

(bar - zee) adj. A word and a phrase describing notable quality of a rap verse. Originated from one line or measure in a verse, known also as a 'bar'.

"Did you hear that knew AZ album? He gets barsy, son!"

"Yo, did YOU write that verse? That was mad barsy! Respect due!"

by Big Certs August 1, 2009

barstinence

Not drinking alcool for a fixed time frame. Often self-imposed, the day following a serious lash.

- Wanna go to the pub tonight?
- Naaah I'm still recovering from yesterday pub crawl. 48h barstinence for me!

by krayme July 15, 2013

barnstyle

Hillbilly term for group sex and orgies. This in volves farmhands,farmers daughter, farm animals and anyone that will step into the barn

farmer bob invited us to a party at the farm. When we got there he said this party is barnstyle so round up the herd and pack up my corncob pipe. Cause the barn doors are going to be locked up

by Orbison August 24, 2016

Barstool Sports

Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.

"Dear El Pres,

How can i be just like you?

-Dan Shaughnessy"

-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"

-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"

by Nicky Killa Bee B March 25, 2010

bursty

used to describe a horny hoe. a word girls use to describe other girls.

"dude... Rebecca's fucking bursty"

by jowaaa April 4, 2020

Barstow martini

A pookie or "oil burner" used for smoking methamphetamine.

If you've ever been to barstow, CA, odds are you've hit that ol Barstow martini and spent two weeks trying to sleep.

by Uncle homer June 29, 2020