the baked potato

a very homosexual act, rumored to last upwards of 3 years. see baked potato

adam likes the baked potato

by Wally Zerbuiac August 31, 2005

Baked Potato

A sweaty ass, usually causing boxers to stick to it.

"Damn dude, I got a baked potato."

by Derek Lee Thompson August 13, 2005

baked potatoe

where you put sour cream cheese and bacon bits in a chicks vag and eat her out

lori had a food fetish so i gave her a baked potatoe

by frenchwhore699669 December 31, 2009

Alabama baked potato

That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.

I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.

by Jonnyblaze1956 October 15, 2018

Loaded Baked Potato

Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.

I met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a Loaded Baked Potato.

by THAT GUY NUMBER 2 June 8, 2009

cleveland baked potato

The act of lining a woman's mouth with aluminum foil, and proceeding to take a huge shit in the foil.

Cynthia immensely enjoyed last night's cleveland baked potato as a midnight snack.

by Bothee August 24, 2006

Wendy's Baked Potato

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.

I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday

by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014