Scranton Bagel

(idiom) An act of sexual fetishism, in which a couple is engaged in anal intercourse using cream cheese for lubrication.

Dominic recommended that we try the Scranton Bagel tonight!

by Rad-a September 22, 2006

Slut Bagel

A slut that has been fucked so many times you can see straight through her vagina like a bagel.

The stupid slut bagel has been on that corner for 29 years.

by Mark Grimyser November 29, 2004

Slut Bagel

When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.

Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"

by Cadet McDaddy October 1, 2016

sandy bagel

When you launch semen in a girl's booty and throw her on the sand. The sand or dirt* then sticks to the released semen and creates a sandy ring or "sandy bagel" around the butthole.

*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel

Man 1: Hey you remember that Hella fine girl from that beach party?"

Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"

Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"

by The Bagel Bros. December 12, 2015

slippery bagel

When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.

“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”

“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”

“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”

“ you disgusting slippery bagel”

by Woaks May 29, 2018

Shit Bagel

Another name for the human anus

"Don't be such a shit bagel" "I gotta go drop some brown cream cheese from my shit bagel"

by Karnell D August 17, 2012

sand bagel

Talking for an extended period of time on one subject, so much so that it begins to lose its meaning and take on a completely different subject, or sub-subject.

person one "we sand bagel so hard"
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."

by mmmmmm. yes. January 6, 2014