Backwoods Barbie

A girl from the south. She rides quads, goes muddin, and she ain't afraid to get dirty. She looks good in daisy dukes and boots. She hunts and loves to fish. She will skin her own deer and can bait her own hook. She is a bad bitch. Don't make her mad cause that accent will get thicker.

Then..

She can wear six inch heels. Likes pink. She can do her hair and makeup like a super model. She is classy and elegant. And you'd never think she was cow tippin last night.

Guy: "That girl is the best of both worlds"

Guy#2: "She's a backwoods Barbie, for sure."

backwoods Barbie

by backwoodsbarbiee July 23, 2013

Backwoods

It's the difference between redneck and hillbilly.

Your IQ is higher than a redneck, but you're not from the hills to be a hillbilly. Your backwoods.

by Mr. Backwoods January 8, 2012

backwoods gobbler

Getting a blow job while hunting

I got a backwoods gobbler from kaylee yesterday

by grady17 December 22, 2016

Backwoods Bidet

When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.

"Bro! Out of TP over here!"
"How about I give you a backwoods bidet bro?"
"Thanks bro!"

by LouisianaLightninBolt September 11, 2019

Backwoods

A hand rolled cigar that comes flavored or non

Hey that backwoods was really good last night

by Drew Michael September 7, 2005

Backwoods redneck

A redneck who lives in the back of the woods with all the rednecks and imbreds. You can find them in ga and all of them love the goriga bull dogs

Wow that chick in our science class must be a backwoods redneck.

Ewww that horse face girl looks like a backwoods redneck.

by Baparksfrommhs March 17, 2010

backwoods cum drip

a backwoods cum drip is when you take autumn into the woods and drip come on her.

hey autumn wanna do a backwoods cum drip

by PierceTheGeorgiou June 28, 2016