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Backseat Moderator

A message board user who, though they do not actually hold the position of moderator, has some twisted sense of duty which they feel they must fulfill. This user seems to believe that the moderator is a retarded monkey that needs to be led around by the hand and told which threads need to be locked or deleted.

The backseat moderator can often be seen jumping up and down and frantically waving their arms, trying to draw attention to a thread which surely is offensive and stupid to the highest degree and must be locked immediately. In reality, the real moderator has probably looked at the topic and seen nothing which crosses the line.

The backseat moderator may also be a backseat administrator, letting everyone know which users need to be banned. Though the backseat moderator is irritating, there is nothing which can be done unless the real authority on the board takes matters into its own hands, and ejects them from the board in a hilarious example of irony.
"This topic is dumb. Lock it please!"
"Ban this guy, he's a moron!"
by RealGTX July 10, 2005
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backseat bandit

a woman who gives that good suck in the backseat of a red porsche in an alleyway at dusk
Ayyy mate i found a right good lass n she became a backseat bandit it was amazing
by terrry woowow January 17, 2020
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Backseat martial artist

Someone who doesn't actually practice a martial art of any sort, but loves to comment on them like their an expert. Quite similar in concept to that of a backseat driver. They tend to obtain most of their martial knowledge from internet video clips, free TV airings of fights, and sometimes they might even spring for a pay-per view match. A common favorite move of the backseat martial artists to try and perform is the armbar, which they typically learn from watching old clips of Royce Gracie and not from an actual dojo.

Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.
Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ

BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.

BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know

BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ
by Lee Gin Jet April 24, 2008
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Backseat Gaming

The act of someone always telling you where to go or what to do while playing a video game.
"My friends are always Backseat Gaming when I play Undertale"
by UnderGirl425 November 17, 2016
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backseat blogger

Similar to a backseat driver but for Internet blogs instead of cars. They leave annoying comments criticizing how someone else chooses to write their blog or criticizing what they choose to write about in their own blog.
"Hey you shouldn't write about that kind of junk in your blog!"
"What a backseat blogger."
by FataMorganaPseudonym January 18, 2008
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backseat bushwhack

a term refering to fucking in the backseat of a car
I was having a backseat bushwhack with my boyfriend in the parking lot at McDonalds!
by Jennifer Love May 29, 2007
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backseat bingo

50s term for necking in the car.
Also appears in Big D and the Kids Table song "Noise Complaint"
"We were hanging out in the back of the van."
"What were you doing?"
"Just playing backseat bingo"
by simplyjam March 26, 2007
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