Prom-Night-Dumpster-Baby

someone popping out a baby at the prom from doing You-Know-What at that exact Prom

mang I was throwing up at the prom behind the dumpster when this chick totally had a Prom-Night-Dumpster-Baby

by foolishness October 7, 2022

100 proof baby juice

One half of the ingredients it takes to make the baby.

She won't get pregnant if you have her swallow the 100 proof baby juice.

by MD65 August 25, 2006

Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).

Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)

by The Wonder Girls March 3, 2010

propaganda baby

A first child who is so adorable, mild mannered, and easy to care for that they trick their parents and other adults in their life into having more children, only for it to be revealed that most children are considerably more difficult to care for

"We thought parenting was super easy, but it turns out that Betty was a propaganda baby."

"I know meeting Cole has your uterus revving, but be careful - he's a propaganda baby "

by helenasue January 6, 2024

Babyproofing

Using a condom or some other form of birth control.

Girl: What is taking you so long?!
Boy: *puts on condom* Hold on a sec, I'm Babyproofing!

by ckapp May 2, 2011