baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

baby jesus poops by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

I want you swet baby monkey poontang!

Baby Monkey Poontang by The Creator April 28, 2003

throw the baby in the pool 

To just jump right to it

“Well Jen sometimes you’ve gotta just throw the baby in the pool when it comes to guys”

throw the baby in the pool by Queer ears November 17, 2017

Dog pooping on a baby 

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

Dog pooping on a baby by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

Poop Baby 

A poop so giant it feels like you just pushed a baby out of your butt.

OH MAN I JUST HAD A POOP BABY! I think I'll name it George.

Poop Baby by Poopmama February 15, 2009

Poor Baby 

1)Its a phrase people say sometimes when they feel sorry for you but want you to feel happy instead, usually said in a sad or singsongy way, like you want to hug the person saying it or they want to hug you

2)a)It's a phrase people say sometimes when they are being sarcastic because either they think you're feeling sorry for yourself and they think that's silly,b) they feel sorry for you because you can't participate being too weak or didnt get good enough grades orc) it's a sarcastic phrase meaning they think you're trying to make people feel sorry for you whether you know it or not, or whether they like it or not

1)if a kid has no friends he can go home and tell his much older sister or somebody and she can say "poor baby" and give him a hug, esp if he's sad or she didnt have friends till college, something like that

2a)if the same big sister is trying to cheer him up, she can say "poor baby" as a joke, as long as someone gets it
2b)if a kid is too small or clumsy to play basketball, one of the guys call say that to toughen him up, even if that doesn't cheer him up enough to try playing ball
2c)if a kid goes into high school expecting to be noticed for being something special or outstanding and nobody cares, if he looks whiny or doesn't get it somebody might say "poor baby" to get him to think about it better

Poor Baby by atari night November 17, 2009

Poop Baby 

The result of semen leaking from the penis during anal sex into the vagina and impregnating the woman. The resulting child is thus, a poop baby.

I always wondered why Davis was so weird...until I found out he was a poop baby.

Poop Baby by Mary Shelley April 11, 2007