Autopedatio

The act of giving yourself a footjob.

Bro you should try autopedatio.

Aw man, that autopedatio was craaaaaaaaazy.

Autopedatio is so money.

I'm so lonely.

by Xlord August 15, 2014

autopen

a device with a pen that makes the actual signature of a person.

The document has been signed with an autopen machine.

by uttam maharjan October 24, 2011

autopeep

when you're riding along in the car and you see that the people in the car next to you are staring at you; also you could take action as an autopeeper.

I was autopeeping that chick and I think she just picked her nose!

by kettels February 23, 2011

Autometalogolex

The law of compulsiveness that forces your to automatically look up a strange term you found on the internet.

John "dude, I think you have autometalogolex!"
Mark "it's got a serious hold on me man!"
John "nobody can resist looking up those words, nobody. We all suffer from it"

by _- KING -_ December 22, 2017

Autometalogolex

The act of compulsively looking up a term on the internet as soon as you hear it.

Guy: You always have to look up every term on the internet. You keep performing autometalogolex!
Girl: What does that mean? *compulsively pulls out phone to look it up*
Guy: You just did it right now!

by ChromoTec December 22, 2017

autopathetic

Autopathetic-

Person(s) so bad, sad or incompetent that the person(s) know(s) at their core they are useless in at least that area of their life.

An object/function so poorly designed, executed or worn out that it is a shining example of incompetence, uselessness or the absurd.

The Lions and Raiders have been autopathetic the last decade.
The newest software upgrade was so autopathetic it was embarrassed to install itself.
The new mayor was classic autopathetic and was arrested after only 2 weeks in office.

by DenverNN December 4, 2010

autopen

a device equipped with a pen that makes the actual signature of a person.

The document was signed with an autopen machine.

by uttam maharjan August 20, 2011