When a guy talks to a girl and AUTOMATICALLY gets put into the FRIENDZONE. Usually happening to the nice guys, and usually happening soon after meeting.
Friend: Hey man, you talk to that girl yet?
Me: Yea, but i got autozoned...
Friend: Oooohh....that sucks, sorry bro..
Me: Yea, but i got autozoned...
Friend: Oooohh....that sucks, sorry bro..
by ALWAYSAUTOZONED October 24, 2011
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The Automatic Thick (noodle-like) hair growth of the Pubic area. Normally is seen and spotted by NightRiders and people who are infected with the deadly disease known as Jungle Fever.
Roger: "hey, why are you sad?"
JayQuan: "my sex life is gonna suck!"
Roger: "why do you say that?"
JayQuan: "i was recently diagnosed with chronic autoofernoodle, fuck!"
JayQuan: "my sex life is gonna suck!"
Roger: "why do you say that?"
JayQuan: "i was recently diagnosed with chronic autoofernoodle, fuck!"
by ChronicPolice420 July 11, 2010
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A person who is sexually attracted to or aroused by the gender swapped version of themselves.
A person who is sexually attracted to or aroused by the gender swapped version of themselves.
Tom ran a selfie through an AI filter to gender swap him and is completely infatuated with how he looks as a female making him an Autocontrasexual.
Lisa loves to think of having sex with herself as the opposite sex while she masturbates making her an Autocontrasexual.
Lisa loves to think of having sex with herself as the opposite sex while she masturbates making her an Autocontrasexual.
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