August 13

These people born on this day are fake friends.

You: It’s my birthday, August 13th!
Ryan: You’re a fucking fake you big booty bitch.

If you dislike this you were probably born on August 13th and failed the vibe check.

by joemommaalolol November 4, 2019

August 13

August 13th is Super Straight Day, the day in which we come together to celebrate the people brave enough to come out as super straight, on this day we come together and party all day and all night.

Friend: yo bro, what you doing August 13th?
Me: don’t you know? It’s Super Straight Day, the day we celebrate people for coming out of the foot locker.

by LVDVL March 11, 2021

August 13

National go to tower bridge day

N:hey bro its my birthday today August 13
L:lets go to tower bridge then

N:les go

by Neverevergiveup November 8, 2021

August 13

The best person ever’s birthday, Brie!

Friend: OMG it’s August 13 bries birthday!
Brie: Yes it is🤬

by Briebriebriebrie September 24, 2021

august14

means you are gay

Alexi’s birthday is in august14
-oh my he is GAYY

by youcunt March 2, 2022

August 13

The hottest people to ever touch this soil was born on this date (aka will buice and Tessa havlik)

“Omg Tessa and will are so sexy they are both born on august 13th”

by Shdhsjas October 11, 2022

August 13

National mgk day

You - what’s happening august 13th
Me - it’s national mgk day

by Chloeholloway August 12, 2023