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oakland athletics

A team that claims the title of 3rd most World series wins and 2nd most world series appearances. Anyone who actually knows anything about baseball knows who the A's are. The A's have a bad tendency of being a farm team and trading off all of their good players, which in effect, makes them "suck" or so everyone believes. Most Giants fans were A's fans at one point, but because all of the fags in San Fransisco are fairweather fans they switched across the bay bridge when the Giants won the world series once in 2010. The A's have a long-lived rivalry with the New York Yankees and have always been second best. The A's originally started in Philadelphia, moving to Kansas City, then finally Oakland. Rumors state the A's could be moving to San Jose.
The Oakland Athletics squashed the Giants in the '89 World series at AT&T park 4 games to 0.
by GammehNumNumz February 28, 2011
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new moston athletic

The biggest amateur football club in North Manchester, England.
A football institution formed in 1986 by childhood friends. New Moston Athletic portrays heritage, tradition, and local identity.
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Wigan Athletic

1. Identity theft.

2. To wrongfully appropriate the identity of a third party.

3. Faeces.

Wigan Athletic were founded in 1932 making them one of the youngest teams competing in the English Football League.

Shortly after the decision was made to found a professional football team in the town of Wigan those responsible for the creation of the club began to construct an 'identity'.

Unhappy with simply calling the club Wigan F.C. the founders cast their eyes to the other side of Lancashire towards Oldham Athletic, who had already been playing association football for 37 years. Liking the appendage 'Athletic', the founders duly went with it thus creating 'Wigan Athletic'.

It then dawned on the mostly inbred founders that a nickname for the club was required. "Oi, woz Oldham's nickname?" they were heard to grunt. Before long the question was answered that Oldham used the then unique nickname: 'The Latics'. Having already stolen the appendage 'Athletic' the simple founders decided it was best to also call themselves 'The Latics' rather than rack their primitive brains for an alternative.

Finally, what colours to play in? By this stage the founders of 'Wigan Athletic' were weary having spent weeks learning how to spell 'Athletic', stopping only to fellate their cousins. Naturally they couldn't decide and so looked once more at their proud neighbours Oldham, playing in their fantastic blue and white and opted for the same. Incredibly one of the founders, it has been documented, then heaved and spat the words, "Put a bit o' green in't kit so wi luke a bit t'original like." The exertion of such a brainstorm caused this founder to become catatonic and he later died.
"Hey Mike, I've just found someone's bank statement! I'm going to absolutely Wigan Athletic them.."

"Have you seen the way Jane Wigan Athletic's Bernadette's style?"

"Right, who left that massive Wigan Athletic in the toilet?"
by MacOAFC January 30, 2009
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athletic and toned

A body type that is typically selected on match.com by females that are neither athletic, nor toned. If they were honest with themselves, they would be selecting "a few extra pounds"
All I'm finding by searching through the athletic and toned body type girls are fatsos that I would never even want to look at, let alone see without any clothes on. I think I'm going to puke.
by mylibido October 9, 2008
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Cheer Athletics

A Cheerleading company created in 1994 in a park with two girls. Now a powerhouse cheerleading organization with well over 300 national titles and 6 world titles.
"Wow! Did you see Cheer Athletics? They're Amazing!"

"Cheer Athletics Blue Black and White, The best of the best, All right!"
by ca4life09 March 22, 2009
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oldham athletic

a league one football team who are based in the north west of england, under the managment of ronnie moore looking to be contenders for promotion
hey man u a latics fan?
u mean an oldham athletic fan?
ye
of corse, im not a gloryhunting utd fan
by trunkface January 4, 2006
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Barbeast Athletics

A trending fitness apparel line based out of Georgia, USA. Barbeast Athletics is where the strong become stronger. They are a true strength apparel company based around Powerlifting, Strongman, Weighlifting, CrossFit, etc.
Barbeast Athletics encourage everyone to be a BARBEAST and put your old PRs to rest.
by Barbeast Athletics April 26, 2019
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