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Astrology by Cloudy with a Chance of Meat May 11, 2021
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Astrology is a dumb ass excuse for things somebody would do.
Something that most white girls will ask you on your fist date.
Something that most white girls will ask you on your fist date.
White Girl: What is your zodiac sign?
Boy: I dont believe in astrology because people shoud take responsibility for the dumb shit they do,rather than blame what they do on what month they are born in.
Boy: I dont believe in astrology because people shoud take responsibility for the dumb shit they do,rather than blame what they do on what month they are born in.
Astrology by NasstyDawg December 1, 2021
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For the ones that don’t know the difference between astronomy and astrology. But there is a really difference.
Astronomy is star science. Like the things with telescopes, stars, planets. Also food: Milky Way and Mars ;p But astrology, that’s something else. Astrology, is totally bullshit. Astrology is the weird shit you see in magazines. Horoscopes. According to a horoscope, your cat is gonna die tomorrow and someday there’s gonna be ‘a special day’. Probably that day is just the day when there is a promotion on corn flakes in a supermarket. Now you will probably never be mistaken for the word astrology again.
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Astronomy is star science. Like the things with telescopes, stars, planets. Also food: Milky Way and Mars ;p But astrology, that’s something else. Astrology, is totally bullshit. Astrology is the weird shit you see in magazines. Horoscopes. According to a horoscope, your cat is gonna die tomorrow and someday there’s gonna be ‘a special day’. Probably that day is just the day when there is a promotion on corn flakes in a supermarket. Now you will probably never be mistaken for the word astrology again.
By Brother Nebraska
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The Barnum effect
Astrology is so accurate, like it says:
Cancers are humans usually with two eyes and one nose
Ohmaigaaaaahd
Cancers are humans usually with two eyes and one nose
Ohmaigaaaaahd
Astrology by Billie Eilish bad April 6, 2021
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Astrology is a fake science that doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things, at least to someone who actually has a functioning brain. According to astrology, the day of a particular month of the year you were born determine the traits and personality of someone.
Not to be confused with astronomy, which is an actual science.
Not to be confused with astronomy, which is an actual science.
Person 1, who believes in Astrology: Ugh, I think he might be an Aries.
Person 2, who believes in actual science: I think you might be retarded.
Person 2, who believes in actual science: I think you might be retarded.
Astrology by i_am_dababy_ May 31, 2021
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A way to get peole to believe that a lot more things revolve around Jupiter than they actually do in real life.
Even if astrology was based on the Sun, hopefully people would question it rather than believe it. But anything based on the orbit of Jupiter is plain suspect.
Astrology by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
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Astrology is personology, interpretation, profiling and prediction by that of the definitions, positions, housings, aspects, and even angles of the stars and planets. Of course you will not find all of these threads marked on a single tapestry in the newspaper. Certain angles can cause or trigger a good or bad flow of energy, that most deeply effects those born under its time.
The original source; Astrology came from India and originated from the oldest scriptures in the world called Vedas, or Ayurveda, meaning "The Science of Life." It is supposed to be more advanced, and more accurate. According to Ayurvedic Astrology, Western Astrology if off by about a month or so, and Geminis can be mistaken for Cancers, etc. This is a big flaw, considering opposites are placed next to each other.
Many people think astrology is fake, and accuse others of believing other ridiculous nonsense, (likes fairies) but this is often because of personal reasons, as they themselves believe other things like evolution and a world without cause. No offense, but people who do not "believe" in Astrology pay only attention to what matters go wrong on an astrological description, they are bitter, do without reason, and talk crap about what they do not understand or have tried to. If one thing goes wrong they are utterly disappointed, and delve no further into the topic but choose a lifetime of insulting and spatting on Astrology. It is definitely hard to find the truth in an ocean of lies, and there is bad astrologers. Most critics are atheists who have barely had much experience with the science. Palmistry, like Astrology is an occult science: it says if both of your prominent lines are close together, you are close minded.
The original source; Astrology came from India and originated from the oldest scriptures in the world called Vedas, or Ayurveda, meaning "The Science of Life." It is supposed to be more advanced, and more accurate. According to Ayurvedic Astrology, Western Astrology if off by about a month or so, and Geminis can be mistaken for Cancers, etc. This is a big flaw, considering opposites are placed next to each other.
Many people think astrology is fake, and accuse others of believing other ridiculous nonsense, (likes fairies) but this is often because of personal reasons, as they themselves believe other things like evolution and a world without cause. No offense, but people who do not "believe" in Astrology pay only attention to what matters go wrong on an astrological description, they are bitter, do without reason, and talk crap about what they do not understand or have tried to. If one thing goes wrong they are utterly disappointed, and delve no further into the topic but choose a lifetime of insulting and spatting on Astrology. It is definitely hard to find the truth in an ocean of lies, and there is bad astrologers. Most critics are atheists who have barely had much experience with the science. Palmistry, like Astrology is an occult science: it says if both of your prominent lines are close together, you are close minded.
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In this link here you will see to a better end because all the personal attacks and opinions are out of the way. Ignorance is like a poison, in which it spreads. This is no advertisement, it is not my site. But for your information.
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about-astrology-1.shtml
In this link here you will see to a better end because all the personal attacks and opinions are out of the way. Ignorance is like a poison, in which it spreads. This is no advertisement, it is not my site. But for your information.
astrology by Majestic Maze December 9, 2008