when driving, if someone in the car is sleeping push the break pedal real hard and scream. the sleeping passenger will be gifted with a rude awakening
on our way to Florida, dude kept falling asleep on me so i gave him a asthma attack. he hasn't slept yet.
by ziggyd1139 June 7, 2010
Get the asthma attack mug.Asthma of the home is a game in which you do nothing in your house because you have asthma.(This a Reference to Breath of the wild)
Larry:”I played Asthma of the home yesterday I was pretty boring”.
Tom:”Yah I was going to get it until I saw the reviews”.
Tom:”Yah I was going to get it until I saw the reviews”.
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When someone is sexually attracted to their partner having asthma.
Somethings someone would say during Asthma Play includes:
“Are you my little asthmatic?”
“Do you need your inhaler baby?”
“Only good boys get their inhaler..”
Somethings someone would say during Asthma Play includes:
“Are you my little asthmatic?”
“Do you need your inhaler baby?”
“Only good boys get their inhaler..”
by phatt ass April 12, 2022
Get the asthma play mug.Adjective typically used to describe someone who is overly fragile, both emotionally and physically.
Asthma kids are usually spotted with oversized polo shirts, bowl cuts, generic walmart jeans and of course, an inhaler.
Asthma kids are usually spotted with oversized polo shirts, bowl cuts, generic walmart jeans and of course, an inhaler.
Man 1: Yo, why is Jason crying this time?
Man 2: Cuz he got a C in chemistry
Man 1: Lol, he an asthma kid
Man 2: Cuz he got a C in chemistry
Man 1: Lol, he an asthma kid
by Cuckloader May 15, 2016
Get the Asthma kid mug.A dump in which somebody cries for attention and screams alot. They pretend to be in a fatal situation but really are just taking a poo. In most cases of asthma dump, a nebulizer is needed. When the A.D.T. Asthma Dump Taker is confronted on what happened, they make up a very large, exaggerated story about how it hurt so bad. Most A.D.T.'s cry after taking the asthma dump to make it more realistic. They also act as if they can't breathe in a dying state.
"OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA DUMP!!! I NEED DA NEBULIZER!!!!to husband and children then starts to cry overly-loud for attention I NEED SOME MUTHA-F***** TOILET PAPER!!!!
by DeathByHallows November 21, 2009
Get the Asthma Dump mug.When multiple people have asthma attacks at the same time during an activity causing them to have to sit out for a while to relax their breathing and lungs. The small group of people who are sitting out while others are still doing said activity is known to be an Asthma party
Person 1: Why are joe and barry sitting out of laps?
Person 2: Oh they both have asthma, looks like their having an asthma party
Person 2: Oh they both have asthma, looks like their having an asthma party
by TheDerpyDerpFace August 26, 2016
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