“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”
by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022
Get the assuming is bad you should never assume mug.A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.
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Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!
by CP/AC November 23, 2023
Get the Assuming I’m not in London I’m there! mug.I someone who always assummes the worst. If something possibly could mean something bad, the assumbigga will think it does for sure. If someone makes a gesture that could be misinterpreted the assumbigga will misinterpret the shit out of it to to mean the worst. An Assumbigga means well but is driven by brain ghosts and bad experiences.
If an assumbigga sees his girlfriend look at her phone, he will immediately think that she's waiting for her secret lover to come pick her up to run away with her to a tropical ilsand and make sweet love for ages but really, the girlfriend is only checking what time it is.
by jlolo April 7, 2017
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Get the assrapingly mug.A conversation based soley on assumptions from both participants. Usuely an argument between immature self centered couples with no communication skills and lots of insecurities.
" so where did you go last night?"
"What makes you assume i went somewhere?"
" who is she?"
"The fuck are you talking about?"
"You must be cheating on me?"
"No way! I can only assume that you must be cheating if you are accusing me of cheating!"
"Now we are just having a assumsination. Can we not?"
"What makes you assume i went somewhere?"
" who is she?"
"The fuck are you talking about?"
"You must be cheating on me?"
"No way! I can only assume that you must be cheating if you are accusing me of cheating!"
"Now we are just having a assumsination. Can we not?"
by WittyWhite August 16, 2018
Get the Assumsination mug.Not a spelling error but a very clever move that many young kids use to assert their dominance. The j in the so called “error” represents outcasts in our society nowadays and really reflects on the society we live in, and how we judge someone or something that looks as though it has a fault when it in fact has a much deeper and meaning behind this happy mistake.
sebastian: haha u made an error. I’m assumjng you don’t know how to spell
Everyone: wow so deep. Are you ok?
Everyone: wow so deep. Are you ok?
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