Assodent

1. The correct spelling of ass dent, an assodent is when--accidentally or not--several events lead up to a dent the shape of one's ass in the trunk of a car.
2. A dent shaped like an ass on a car's trunk.

His father told him not to sit on the dent-o-mobile because it would leave an assodent.

by www.theroachyjay.tk July 13, 2006

Assposing

The act of looking like you're getting it in the ass while taking a picture of yourself. Mostly occurs to girls on Facebook who have a picture and asspose, bent over looking like they're getting it up the ass. Why do they do it? We don't know, it's ridiculous. 90% of girls do the asspose at some point in their life, probably to make their tits appear bigger by bending over.

Jake An.o - Dude, look she's assposing

Yasheem- yeah, all girls do that.

Jake An.o - oh very cool

by duuuukaaaay August 5, 2010

Asspostrophe

An apostrophe in the shape of an ass

"Dude, why do you keep using asspostrophes in your texts?"

by Me too thanks August 6, 2016

asspedo

A fart assisted turd

That asspedo came out with such force I think it knocked a hole in the porcelain

by D. Scotty July 7, 2017

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

by pennyloafer September 14, 2008

asspop

From a foamy clip, a lollipop inserted into the ass. This lollipop may be sold in an auction to horny geeks or may be used in sexual play to feed to your partner.

Support the foamy cult, buy an asspop today!
She never knew it was an asspop I fed her.

by ravenwyck April 24, 2006

Asspon

A tampon for the ass when someone gets "butt-hurt" about something.

Should I call the Wahhhmbulance or do you just need an asspon?

by mintyfresca December 7, 2011