assburgers

When you eat to many burgers and it goes to your ass.

person1: woahh your assbugers is acting up!
Person2: yea i know, i ate alot of burgers today so im gonna have assburgers

by joho minivan yellow greene kug May 16, 2009

assburger

An individual who has no awareness of his/her surroundings

Jim is such a clumsy assburger, he tripped up and nearly broke my $5000 TV!

by molecule March 7, 2004

Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021

Assburger

An autistic person that is an asshole

Man my brother us an assburger

by DJ_R3AP3R23 December 25, 2018

Assburger Helper

Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.

Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.

by Vyhaka April 7, 2009

Assburger Syndrome

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009

Assburger's Disorder

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .

She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "

by Butt Man April 6, 2015