Ass Waddling Paddle Master

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

ass worshipping cock master

An Ass worshipping cock master Is basically a Homosexual male Who engages in a lot of anal sex both giving and receiving.
It can also be used as an insult

He’s not interested in her.

Why?
Because he’s an ass worshipping cock master that’s why.

by Zorlac337 November 18, 2020

pussy ass ho bitch shit face cock master

someone u dont hate its someone u hate more then teachers

sophiean ur a pussy ass ho bitch shit face cock master

by -------------------------------------------------- March 11, 2003

Ass Masters

The act of filming gay porn on a boat while fishing. It is a play on the words "Bass Masters".

You guys wanna do an Ass Masters at the lake today?

by conleyrich January 9, 2010

Hot-Ass-Masher

One who vaginally penetrates a girl, while beating her ass into submition with a blunt object.

Christina: I had to go to the hospital after last night Fred, you Hot-Ass-Masher!
Fred: Worth it.

by Hot-Ass-Masher Crew June 15, 2010

assmaster

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

assmaster

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.

Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.

by cartman69 March 30, 2005