Can of Whoop Ass

Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.

Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*

by you wish you were chuck norris April 30, 2009

You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.

You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

by Me will make t bad be die April 14, 2020

Can of Whup Ass

What you say when your about to beat the shit outta somebody.

If you don't get outta my face, I'm gonna open up a can of whup ass on you.

by Brown Wang May 30, 2008

Can of woop ass

When someone will kick someones ass.

Neil: Greg why are you so fat,
Greg: Want me to open up a can of woop ass on you???

by Killku November 23, 2006

Can of Whoop Ass

One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"

Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".

Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."

by d November 29, 2003

can of whoop ass

A US Air Force cargo plane fully loaded with combat equipped US Army Paratroopers - Some of the nations most unequivocally certified bad ass motherfuckers - on their way to a real world, or simulated airborne insertion.

When those Paratroop Doors open over what ever third world shit-pile they've been dispensed to, and that jump caution light turns green all manners of whoop-ass will assuredly commence on the ground below.

see LGOPS

You see that C17 Globemaster out there on the tarmac son? That Aircraft can hold 102 combat equipped paratroopers. When the President picks up the red phone and dials, they can have that can of whoop ass in the air smokin, headed anywhere in the World in 18 hours or less.

by ABN_PMPN505 June 21, 2011

open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004