ass scented douche bag

figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell

You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag

by Kelcie January 26, 2006

Bottom of the Barrel Trash Bag Ass Bitch

Some dry ass bitch ho who is such a skank and is motherfucking dry on the inside and outside.

Oh my god, Tiffany is such a Bottom of the Barrel Trash bag Ass Bitch!

by kingohoes October 21, 2018

eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021

european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.

check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?

by carp it up January 12, 2012

Ass Bagging

Female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laying down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.

Dude, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her daddy.

by daddyganggang September 21, 2019

Ass Bag

A funny nickname that will stick well for anything or anyone that is a dick

Ass bag is a michal but to be more certain it's a Michael Collins

by Tit=tight March 28, 2017

Ass Bag

a Stupid overbearing loud dense person

I.e. a diaper

Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.

by Your Heniness March 28, 2019