College of the Atlantic

NO 1 GREEN COLLEGE IN THE USA (so they say)
Known for:
- Hippy Scientists
- Gay Scientists
- Hippy Gay Scientists
- Weed. Lots and lots of weed.
- 'Human Ecology' (cries in skepticism)
- No or limited straight girls. Sorry straight boys! You should probably become gay too.
- The highest gender fluidity ever measured on a college campus
- Haunted Places all over campus
- Extraordinarily very kind people.
- OOPs (Outdoor Orientation Program tripS) -> best highlight of freshman year
- Shit like 'nutritional yeast' aka nooch.
- Traditions like the Bar Island Swim
- Research Islands in the Gulf of Maine
- A Deer that limps
- Overflow of community emails everyday.
- Raccoon Taxidermies.
- UNIQUE student housing:

1. BT- L.S.D (Liquor Sex Drugs) BT has it all.
2. Cottage - Cute house. So cute that even the wifi gets shy when it enters cottage rooms and stops working
3. Carriage - Basically cottage, but with its own motherfucking wifi. Also has a bathtub.
4. Seafox- Crazy Noisy Haunted House with too many people walking naked.
5. Village - 'Eco Ghetto' like a professor would say. People here take dumps in the best toilets at coa.
6. Peach - scandals of all kinds happen here sometimes.

Alex- What's up girl, where do you go for college?
Elliot - Hello, ever heard of College of the Atlantic? Also, my name is Elliot and I use they them pronouns.
Alex- Ooo, sorry my bad. You go to COA? Well me too! Hi I'm Alex, and I use she her pronouns.

by lelelololalelulolila December 26, 2020

Ashanti

A sweet girl that loves her self and others she wont let you run over her she is a funny person kinda a drama queen but can help you with lost of your problems

ASHANTI IS BOSS

Hey did u see that girl
yea she is ashanti

by Ashanti<33 February 12, 2013

asantewaa

She’s a good listener. The best You could get. She will solve any problem in no time. She is very passionate about the things she does. Do not ever ignore, because her attention shows promise and will amaze you

“Asantewaa, could you come and help me with my work,”pleaded Christel

by Rockys November 20, 2019

Alantis

Beautiful and unique type of girl she has a lot to say and a large mouth but she can be trusted with your life she’s the sweetest most bestfriend you could possibly meet

Aww she’s such an Alantis

Or she has a mouth like an alantis

by Halinia August 1, 2020

atlanta nigga

The scumiest of all niggas.. They lie, cheat and manipulate women out of their foodstamps and money using they excuse that they want to be in the studio making music that will never get produced.

I saw ole boy today he such an atlanta nigga always on some dumb shyt.

by DatGaGirl April 9, 2016

Atlanta Champagne

Coca Cola served in a glass, all fancy like.

"Would you like another Atlanta Champagne Sir?"

by akaikubi February 11, 2006

Ashante

This is a girl who will love you no matter what. If you hurt her she will stick with you, and fix what's wrong. Once she's starts loving you there is no going back. This girl is pretty, loyal, and overall a great person to be with. Through the ups and downs of the relationship, she will stick with you... Because she loves deep and hard... Everytime...

Girl: Did you hear about Ashante!?

Boy : Yeah... She's so pretty.

Girl: I heard she's with Daniel. When I saw them I could see how in love she was.

PrettyLoveAmazing

by SkaterGyall100 August 2, 2016