asdf

it means "as dumb as fuck"

That retard is asdf.

by Greennigga March 15, 2017

asdf

Four of the most vulgar words in the english language (ass, shit, damn, and of course, fuck) merged together to create the god of vulgarity. This word is used only when it is extremely neccesary.

(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)

Trip: Hey! d1d j00 sEe the NeW fInAl FANTASyyy VIDe0?

Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.

Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1

Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!

Trip: *owned*

by Ethan April 09, 2005

asdf

A greeting, or space filler.

"asdf." or "...asdf..."

by codechino May 21, 2003

asdf

asdf just likes jkl;. They aren't going out. Also, aoeu is asdf's cousin. asdf.com r pwn

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

by Kyle February 18, 2003

asdf

The starting 4 words at the 2nd alphabetical row of a keyboard, often typed when user is bored, hyperactive or having a stroke. The word is commonly typed in large amounts. By placing four fingers of your left hand on the 4 keys, you can repeat the word very quickly.

The word is also the title of the popular animation series "ASDF movie" by TomSka.

Dude I'm so bored asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf.

by Shjranaj Nohjto November 27, 2020

asdf

You literally fucking smash your keyboard with your left hand. It's used to annoy people, and to cover up something.

A: Wanna fuck tonight? ;)
B: Sure
B: SHIT MY PARENTS ARE CHECKING MY PHONE
A: asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfsadfsadf
B: asdfasdfasdfasdfsadfsadfasdfasdasfd
A: asdfasdfasdfasdfsadfsadfasdfasdasfd
A: asdfasdfasdfasdfsadfsadfasdfasdasfd
B: perfect.

by ugly_shit January 10, 2019

asdf

the best string of letters ever thought up of...no doubt about it

also the first four letters that you learn to type

asdf fucking pwnz joo

by ccx June 28, 2003