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queer as a plaid rabbit

A flamer, someone that is more gay than gay, when no other words suffice to describe how gay someone is. the worst possible case of being a flamer
Elton John is as queer as a plaid rabbit.
by prodigy_16 September 9, 2005
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As a parent

I am surprised that this is not defined here yet. It is a popular phrase that parents use to make their opinions seem especially important, even when discussing matters that have absolutely nothing to do with children and parenting. This is done under the delusion that being a mother or father will automatically make their comments more respected by others.
"As a parent, I feel that the crispy M&Ms were better than the pretzel ones."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."
by Anne1203 October 6, 2013
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As nissed as a pewt

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!
Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.
by ud40 March 11, 2005
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Grow as a person

1. The feeling that one gets after experiencing something so utterly foreign and horrible that it transcends being scarred and becomes a part of you.

2. An excuse to subject others to the same horrific experience.
1. I'm glad I watched Visitor Q. I grew as a person.

2. You have to see the freak show downtown. You'll grow as a person.
by The Gaunt Man September 8, 2008
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Deaf as a post

To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them
Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post
by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020
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sober as a peach

someone who is so drunk dat they think peaches are sober
Kory: Hey Karli, yer drunk
Karli: NO im not im sober as a peach!!!
by soberasapeach November 18, 2007
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gay as a picnic basket

Euphemism for extremely homosexual (usually in men)
by Perdita December 30, 2007
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