i wish you were a derivative

The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.

I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

by Nick Shatan April 11, 2007

i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.

Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh

by crippus1 March 28, 2009

Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!

An exclamation made by Egyptian captains in the Medieval II: Total War Series.

Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!

by Porkenstein October 12, 2008

I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019

Wishing you the best in the new year

an alternate term for the words Fuck You, Screw You, Go to Hell, etc.

Wishing you the best in the New Year, bitch.

by jinglebells519 January 1, 2012

.µ.I Wish You The Best.µ.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 4, 2025

the sigma you wish to be

This obviously referring to the one known as "the j".

A lot of people mistake it for j, but it is actually THE j

"oh hey handsome" wiggles butt cutely
"sorry, but i am the sigma you wish to be"

by kkinquestion March 26, 2025