artard

a better word for retard (can be taken more offensively)

As someone tells a lame story... you wisper to your friend "what an artard!"

by B.zee October 16, 2008

artardument

An argument with a person you swear is retarded...but cannot be scientifically proven to have down's syndrome.

I got in an artardument with that kid who wears bike horns on his wrists. Is he mildly retarded?

by Effen Hix January 7, 2008

artard

a person that acts like he/she don't having any sense.

leave me alone you artard

by amanda1983 March 13, 2008

artard

a cocktail weenie wrapped in part of a croissant, similar to a "pig in a blanket," but made with a smaller hot dog-type product and no cheese

Mark ate so many artards at the party that he couldn't stay out of the bathroom that night.

by magruder July 15, 2008

Artard

Someone who doesn't know/understand what it is like to be an artist or their work.

Person #1: *looking at artwork* Hey! How come this person has no legs?

Person #2: Because it's not finished...

Person #3: Wow. What an Artard.

by Emilye March 4, 2011

artard

Pronounced "Ar-tard"

Can be spelt "atard" on come cases, depending on country.

A Retarded way of saying the word: "retard"

Originated from the word: retard - to be severely mentally handicapped compared to an average adult human.

I'm not artarded, you retard!

by LemonSatan October 10, 2008

ARTARD

Artards are litte people who try to be big and insult other people but fail miserably...like little Aimee's

Aimee is an Artard at life.

by Brandon Meyer January 6, 2008