by A person who tried. November 24, 2015
Get the citizens arrest mug.A very controversial practice of a human getting arrested by a non-human police officer. Originated in South Africa in 1958 when the former rogue state's secret police hired 300K non-human police officers to arrest humans who are opponents of their former regime. It was extremely notorious during early-mid 1969 to late-2019. Like Diarrhea Kidnapping, it was discovered by the US government.
Many notable public figure like Justin Bieber and Jake Paul have been targets of Diarrhea Arrest by non-human police officers.
by Ryan900USAYT December 18, 2021
Get the Diarrhea Arrest mug.When everything is going wrong and there is no rhyme nor reason, no one particular thing to blame; it's like a spiral but it doesn't go anywhere, it is, in effect, a circle. The circle of arse.
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...and so when you get down to the facts, the boss says one thing, the policies say another, but we need to do something completely different! So what do we do? Who do we blame? No one, it's just one big "cirlce of arse".
...and so when you get down to the facts, the boss says one thing, the policies say another, but we need to do something completely different! So what do we do? Who do we blame? No one, it's just one big "cirlce of arse".
by MrGrumps January 11, 2011
Get the circle of arse mug.by bigsam7 November 4, 2013
Get the shooty arse mug.Noun (verb form: Arsassination), also called an arsonurderer, A person who commits premeditated murder by means of arson. Usually done by setting fire to a building that the victim is known to still be inside of. Sometimes they may set up some form of barricade to prevent their target from getting out.
Occasionally a spouse or family member will attempt this form of crime in an attempt to collect on both a life-insurance policy and a fire-insurance policy at the same time.
This term, and it's synonym, were coined by the character of Shawn Spencer on the television show "Psych", while attempting to find a term for this type of criminal.
Occasionally a spouse or family member will attempt this form of crime in an attempt to collect on both a life-insurance policy and a fire-insurance policy at the same time.
This term, and it's synonym, were coined by the character of Shawn Spencer on the television show "Psych", while attempting to find a term for this type of criminal.
Did you hear about that guy on the news who tied his roommate to a couch and set it on fire? Now that was one disturbed arsassin.
by astrolounge August 11, 2009
Get the Arsassin mug.If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!
Ben: Your face is nasty!
David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.
Ben: Awww what?!
Ben: Your face is nasty!
David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.
Ben: Awww what?!
by ActiasLuna February 25, 2009
Get the Arse-hole Licence mug.Henrietta made it impossible to breathe in the elevator, by blowing Arse Code to Lily, who was responding via smoke signal. Needless to say, neither survived the resulting explosion.
by Badwig February 16, 2010
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