Areology

The study of the structure of Mars. Similar to geology of Earth, areological study looks at rocks, dirt, terrain, and other physical features of the fourth planet.

Related terms include:
- areography (like geography)
- exogeology
- hydroareology (study of martian groundwaters)
- paleoareology

The areology of Olympus Mons denotes it is over 20 km tall. Areological study of the planet is difficult at such a distance, so the only areologists on the planet are Martian rovers. "Geology is the areology of Earth"

by danachos July 12, 2021

youtuber apology

An insincere apology (“I’m sorry you feel that way”)

Ashtin gave us such a youtuber apology yesterday, what a narcissistic jerk.

by Captain_atomix February 17, 2021

ukulele apology

A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.

Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.

Man, my coworker made an ukulele apology after he broke the laser printer!

by bruhinator 2000 July 31, 2023

God's Apology

A nice ass on a hot woman with small breasts. It's God's way of saying sorry for a lack of a rack.

"Dude check out this hot chick"
"She doesn't have nice tits"
"When she walks by we'll see if she has God's apology"

by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009

apology stick

the fastest way for a woman to be forgiven by a man...

penis
dick
junk
wang
johnson
schlong
tallywacker....you get the point

I totally forgave jess last night because she sucked my apology stick

by poppamoon9999 March 4, 2011

Apology Snail

The "Snail" emoticon found on iPhones. Used as a form of apology during text conversations, in place of the words "I'm sorry."

"I made my girlfriend mad when we were texting last night. So I sent her an apology snail, and it's all smoothed over now."

by The Rad Hatter July 18, 2016

Fifa Apology

When you lose by 5 goals on the computer game Fifa you will have to publish a public apology on Facebook or Twitter describing your disgraceful performance of your game to the victor.

If you lose by 10 goals, you will then have to make one of your parents write a letter to the victor.

Nathan: Haa haa Josh you lost to me by 5 goals, you will have to do a Fifa apology

Josh: Ok, i'll go on Facebook now then

Facebook: Twas a sunny day in Madrid lost by a rather large amount by Inter Milan, shamed by many, with the look of disgrace amongst the crowd, Nathan stood up proud with the crowd in disbelief. I have lost 5-0 and apologise for my poor performance.

by The Sexual Experience January 20, 2011