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Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
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Armitage shank

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.
Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.
by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009
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Armita

A very beautiful girl with a boyfriend named Siavash.
Armita is an amazing girl and her boyfriend loves her very much. She is also very sexy
That girl is so beautiful, she's such an Armita
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Asmitha

Your neighbour, your best friend, your lover, your colleague, your crush. She's cute in the morning, beautiful in the moonlight.

She's not the kind of girl you flirt with, she's the kind, you fall in love with.
She's my asmitha.
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Armitage

A GUI for the popular hacking tool, MetaSploit. It is supposed to make it easier for users of the tool to exploit victims, targets or lab rats.
I'm gonna hack you with Armitage
by Tigerloverpro February 12, 2018
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Ardithakur

Brown Indian, small, a nerd and has a red dot on his five head. His girlfriend Natalie can’t even have natural hair colour so he has to buy hair dye all the time and he’s very racist because he’s jealous that all of us have better things then him.
Ardithakur: rajabaja son calling from India

Us: bye
Ardi: no no raja man wait arr we offer $60 a month and no internet

Us: please do not call me again

Ardi: please I am forced to play cricket help me get some rupees and I love nethme
Us: sorry I can’t give you rupees and I’m not going to help you with that
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Armitage

The most amazing surname in history of the world..
If you know an Armitage then you're incredibly lucky, they're just so incredibly amazing!
_____ Armitage is the most amazing person ever!!
by lralra October 10, 2011
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