Archie

A wonderful, intelligent, sweet guy who's very secretive when you first meet him, but is a great friend once he opens up. He makes the grades, is athletic, and loves video games. He's one of the sweetest most caring guys you will ever meet in your entire life. A pervert at times, but you get used to it after a while. Don't let his simplistic look fool you! He's a very open minded person.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Archie anywhere?
Person 2: Yea, he's in the library studying.
Person 1: Well, that's Archie for you.

by Princess Roo January 20, 2013

Archie

Archie is a very intelligent guy who loves sports and aspires to be a pro athlete and at first is shy however becomes confident and a real g don’t mess with an Archie they will beat yo ass up and he DOES HAVE A HORSE SHLONG

Waaaw Archie is so fit and sporty and has a horse shlong

by Big shlong hahaha December 22, 2020

Archie Andrews

The main character for Archie Comics and is a series regular in the CW's Riverdale hit TV show. Andrews is known as a fuckboi and has kissed 4 different girls in a single season. Played by KJ Apa, one of the participants of the Daddy Wars.

I think Archie Andrews is smashing our math teacher next door.

by riverdalehottie October 22, 2017

Archie

Man with a huge cock

I shagged Archie last night , he was huge down there !

by Bluepigeon34 January 27, 2018

archie flipping

A spoof of drug slang terminology such as candy/hippie flipping. Cocktail starting with 40 mg of Adderall, followed by a double shot (2 bottles) of 5 Hour Energy Extra Strength and chased with a 200 mL can of Starbucks Double Shot Espresso. The cocktail was created by architect students as a source to stay up in long durations. Also known as "Louis Kahn Cocktail".

I was archie flipping last night to finish my work. I'm surprised I didn't get a heart attack.

by cali spain May 6, 2009

Archie Gemmill

God in Football Shorts,Scorer of the greatest ever solo effort goal in the world cup.
We are Not Worthy!

Archie Gemmill single handedly totally pwned the Holland Defence in the 1978 world cup.
GOOOOAAAAAAAAAL!!

by Tartan Terror July 25, 2006

pull an archie

This is a complicated move that involves many steps.

1. Go to a strip club.
2. Befriend a stripper and request a private dance in the back room.
3. Pay upfront for a full half hour private dance.
4. During the dance, slowly inch your hands closer to the stripper's anus.
5. Then, without warning, pull an "Archie" and plunge your index finger into the stripper's chocolate starfish.
6. Receive a verbal warning from the stipper. "No Touching!"
7. Repeat step 5.
8. Politely allow the club's bouncer to escort you out of the strip club.
9. Before exiting, ask a manager for a portion of your money back since you did not receive a full half hour alone with your stripper.

When describing this move to a friend, you can save time by simply making a fist with your hand and quickly extending your index finger 2-3 times. This move is also known as not paying for the "finger tour."

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Eric last night?
Guy 2: No, what happened this time?
Guy 1: (extending index finger over and over) He tried to pull an archie at Private Dancer and got us all kicked out!

by Edsantry December 9, 2008