April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

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April 2nd

Only the coolest of the coolest
The best of the best
The amazing of the amazing
The prettiest of the pretty
Are born on this date

People born on April 2nd are amazing!

by 31239123 November 19, 2022

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If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.

You got together on April 2nd? I better watch my back, before I get sacrificed, haha.

by peewcock April 6, 2023

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april 2nd

fool appreciation day. the day where all fools who fell for april fools pranks are respected.

it’s your day! its april 2nd, april fools fool’s appreciation day!

by emzykj March 3, 2020

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April 2nd

The name day for the contemporary given name Quavious first coined in the late 20th century, as this is the akcual first name of the rapper Quavo (born Tuesday, April 2nd 1991)

April 2nd is celebrated as the name day for Quavious, marking the birth of the rapper Quavo and honoring the contemporary name that’s taken the music world by storm.

by Emotional Cruiser November 28, 2025

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