Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”
Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”
Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”
Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”
Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”
by Some dude bro March 30, 2023
Get the April 2ndmug. Kiss your best friend day
by Mlcg1 March 31, 2022
Get the April 2ndmug. A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.
I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!
by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025
Get the Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenonmug. Hey Baby wanna come over?
Yea I can
Okay!! Can we cuddle
No
But it’s April 2nd you have to or we can fuck
Ohhhh okay bet
Yea I can
Okay!! Can we cuddle
No
But it’s April 2nd you have to or we can fuck
Ohhhh okay bet
by Rara/rairai March 31, 2021
Get the April 2ndmug. by emzykj March 3, 2020
Get the april 2ndmug. Only the coolest of the coolest
The best of the best
The amazing of the amazing
The prettiest of the pretty
Are born on this date
The best of the best
The amazing of the amazing
The prettiest of the pretty
Are born on this date
by 31239123 November 19, 2022
Get the April 2ndmug. by Kayles 🌝 April 18, 2021
Get the April 2ndmug.