The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.
Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"
Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."
Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."
by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007
Get the Goat Peeling Apparatus©mug. by BigDaddy376 March 11, 2011
Get the Deep impact man- jam apparatusmug. Hey did you bring the Apparatus? The tube we connect to the pipe, so no residue hit our nose when doing hot rails. I left mine at John’s house.
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by littleasaingirlholdingsmalldog April 20, 2011
Get the Hamsandwich Apparatusmug. the governnment's unsettling technology that makes people commit more crimes after age 18 even though there is way more opportunity.
by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018
Get the aggravation apparatusmug. 