st. anselm's

School for smart kids who don't pretend that they are macho dick-shit. Usually comfortable in their own skin. Typically not concerned with what gonzaga, georgetown prep, or WASPY private schools think. Socially conscious, sensitive, solid group of guys taught by eccentric monks.

Holton Girl: My Dad is rich
St. Alban's Guy: My Dad is powerful
Gonzaga Guy: My Dad could beat your dad up.
St. Anselm's guy: Cool.

by Doug Daley February 21, 2005

Anselmo

Usually a hispanic boy, hard worker, athletic, people either like him or hate him, either really tall or really short, old hispanic name used alot for older hispanic people, meaning a fast move or quick move.

anselmo is in our 8th hour class.

that was an anselmo move.

by dark killer ninja February 17, 2012

Ansel Elgort

The hottest and most talented actor that radiates big dick energy

Oh yeah, Ansel Elgort is a whole snack

by Slyn July 14, 2018

st. anselm's

One of the coolest schools in the history of the United States of America. Every single girl from every single school is obsessed with our intelligence, good looks, and athleticism.

Really hot supermodel: "Hey where do you goto school?"
St. Anselm's guy: "St.Anselm's"
Really hot supermodel: "Let's fuck now"

by St. Anselm's Rules August 26, 2004

nikki ansell

the word used to describe 'an attractive bitch'

"daaaaaaayum girl, check out the nikki ansell over there!"

"man, thats a fine nikki ansell, at 3'oclock!"

"mmm id tap that nikki ansell anydaay"

by yeaaaahhhh July 4, 2009

asselfunkel

similar to a dingleberry, an assfunkel is a slang term referring to vestigial remnants of feces attached to the ass, butt hole hair, and/or butt crack. They are often the result of not wiping well enough after crapping or not wiping at all. In most western cultures asselfunkels are considered a symbol of poor hygiene and are in bad taste....very bad taste.

Bob: Hey Tom, what's that on your ass? did you sit on a box of raisins or something?

Tom: Ooops! It's just a cluster of asselfunkels! Got any toilet paper?

by carionboy March 24, 2010

asseline

Vaseline derived from a homos ass

john loves to lather his abs up with asseline

by hung wang chung April 4, 2017