The act of thrusting your penis in a girls mouth while in oral sex and ejaculating far in her throat so she coughs it up through her nose and mouth
by Beastin4<3 January 24, 2011
Get the Angry Dragon mug.After you blow your load in your woman's mouth, you put your hand over her mouth and keep her jaw shut and say, "I have syphillis". She will get mad and try to spit it out but it will only go out of her nose, thus resembling an angry dragon.
by UMCanes420 March 16, 2004
Get the Angry Dragon mug.An act of fellatio performed while wearing clothing, in this situation the lady has long hair. When the gentleman is feeling a climax approaching, he discreetly feeds the lady's hair through his belt loops. Upon a climax the said gentleman pulls the lady's hair all the way through his belt loops, there for trapping the lady in an open mouth position, forcing her to cough up semen from her nose, the act most likely angers the lady due to it being unexpected and never previously discussed by her partner.
-Did you go home with Leslie last night?
-Yes! She sure was an angry dragon after I was finished with her!
-Yes! She sure was an angry dragon after I was finished with her!
by Cheddar_bomb December 29, 2008
Get the Angry Dragon mug.Upon realization that an angry dragon has been performed, the "dragon" beguiles her inner fire and lets the guy have sex with her at a later time. When he is close to climax, she strokes his shaft as if trying to tease him and slow things down - to make his anticipation grow. When he is dying to get back inside, she releases her rage and grabs his penis tightly in both hands (if possible - if not one will probably do) and swiftly breaks his penis in half like you would a twig. A loud popping sound will ensue, following immediate flaccidity and confusion. Act fast and palm thrust his nose. He will look quite like an impotent angry dragon. Leave quickly.
Last week Edward gave Shelly an angry dragon. Last night, we knew the angry dragon had exacted her revenge because we saw Shelly giggling and running away from his apartment as the EMT's were arriving at his door. Edward, with his penis in a splint, appeared to be breathing fire. The Angry Dragon's Revenge was successful.
by Nutcracka January 6, 2010
Get the Angry Dragon's Revenge mug.(noun) 1. As the female is giving oral pleasure to the male, the man hits the back of the females head, causing her to choke, as the semen extrudes out of the nasal passages. (may result in biting of the dick.)
by wallflower. November 11, 2006
Get the Angry Dragon mug.by Colin Marie September 18, 2018
Get the the angry dragon mug."Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."
by moob master April 9, 2003
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