anaconda

A large black penis, named after the anaconda, a large black snake from the Amazon.

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon." - Sir Mix-a-Lot.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Anaconda Plan

Name given to the Civil War plan devised by Union General Winfield Scott to seal the South off from the rest of the world.

Anaconda means huge snake. General Winfield Scott made the Anaconda Plan.

by Emokiss June 5, 2009

purple anaconda

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.

She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

anaconda

n. A large arboreal boa of tropical South America . Anacondas hold the record for heaviest, if the not longest, snakes in the world. Anacondas are constrictors.  The snake squeezes tighter each time its prey breathes out, so the prey cannot breath in again. This goes on until the prey dies of suffocation.

Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.

Jane saw an Anaconda in the reptile house at the zoo.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

Anaconda

Slang word made by Sir Mix A Lot which refers to a mans dick.

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

by Mrs. Bloom July 14, 2004

anaconda

1)A really, really big snake.
2)A large penis.
3)A long turd.
4)A movie about a reall, really big snake.

1)Jim was eaten alive by an anaconda.
2)Sir Mix Alot called his penis 'anaconda' in the song Baby Got Back.
3)"Dude, you forgot to flush. Your anaconda is fucking scary."
4)Anaconda is another crappy Jlo movie.

by Ichy December 28, 2005

anaconda

A fucking huge snake.

Or a crappy JLo movie.

Holy fucking shit! Anaconda's on USA.... AGAIN!

by snakes are scawy August 16, 2004