Doing An Adam

Doing an Adam, to make a really bad excuse up for a lie that had no plot.

1) I've got £15k in my bank
2) Cool, can I have a look at your bank statement?
1) No ... I folded it into a paper aeroplane and it flew to africa and now I don't know where it is
2) Dude, you're doing an adam

by Jme Saunders June 15, 2011

Pulled an Adam

To have sex with a fatass bee-otch and loose the condom in the girl's love handles. Then you jiggle it out of her.

Adam lost his condom while having sex. He pulled an Adam.

by Jboy5 February 9, 2008

Doing an Adam

Attending a wedding and getting excessively drunk too early into the ceremony that you don’t make it to the end.

“Woah! Did you see how drunk Dave got! He didn’t even make it past the speeches! He was totally doing an Adam!”

by RGR87 July 14, 2018

Pulling an Adam

Pushing a train coach full of people society doesn't like into the sea. This is done out of pure hatred, malice, and revenge, but the people who inevitably perish have caused great physical and emotional harm to THE WORLD, so some view it as a horrific act of kindness.

If the Inspector ever takes the train, we may have to end up pulling an Adam.

by º November 13, 2020

Pull an Adam

When a douche bag ghosts you out of nowhere. A very rude, immature and disrespectable move in the world of dating. A typical fuckboy move is to ignore you and pull an Adam.

Yo dude I'm gonna pull an Adam on her.
That guy was such a dick, he pulled an Adam on me.

by SPLEH69 April 29, 2022

Pulled an Adam

To make plans with someone and then ego those plans by not showing up or making up a random excuse.

I was supposed to go get lunch with him but he Pulled an Adam.

by Tecnikle December 15, 2025

Don't pull an Adam

Don't do something until you have all the information.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna agree to do this job I found!"
Guy 2: "Don't pull an Adam, find out what they're gonna pay you first."

by InfernoLord February 13, 2020