Abington

Jude Large's territory, everyone knows he owns this place. So no one messes w him. They know he is top dog.

Kid #1: Abington is playing Cheltanham you wanna go?
Kid #2: Did Jude say we can go?
Kid #1: Who's Jude?
Kid #2: The owner and hottest kid in Abington

by anonymous November 23, 2023

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Abington

A town south of Boston also known as “the bing” is a town that once you’re born there, you don’t leave. Your grandparents grew up there, then had kids, then the kids married their high school sweetheart, who also grandparents grew up there and had kids, then they bought the parents house, had kids, repeat. A town that has grass as a mascot (no exaggeration their team name is the green wave, which is suppose to be grass flowing I the wind), An exciting night in Abington is going to an Abington high school football game and watching the steroid infused kids play at a shitty field that is 95% covered in geese shit at a school that has been closed for years, and watching the town of Rockland be better then them at every sport. Snobby bitchy racist mothers that only hang with other snobby bitchy racist mothers, and the tough guy racist husbands who only hangs with the other tough guy racist husbands. If someone lived there for 30 years, but parents and grandparents didn’t live there, then your a piece of shit loser trying to be a townie. Brand new school that sucks with kids that are even worse, Abington is the true definition of a stuck up town with people who act like they live in the Hamptons.

Oh man, you lived in this town forever. And your wife is such a cunt. You guys are Abington through and through.

by Kelly Ann 71582 April 5, 2024

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