Amber turded

(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle

by amber turd May 17, 2022

AMBER TURD

A spiteful act of taking a huge dump on the husbands side of the bed by a lying, vindictive, worthless, whorish, gold digging tramp of a woman. Typically this woman is referred to as human garbage and a junkie, etc.

My world famous husband gave me a life a woman can only dream of and I repaid him by berating him, physically abusing him, cutting his finger off and finally left him an AMBER TURD on his side of the bed.

by DRUNKWICH May 8, 2022

Amber turd it

When a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the individual/maid

You really amber turd it bro

by Justsarahash May 3, 2022

Amber Turd

Typical shit taking tokoloshe

Irbiham, it’s amber turd, get the stones

by Yesirrrrrrr April 22, 2022

Amber Turd

When you mean to smugly fart and miscalculate grandly and accidentally shit yourself (or shit the bed).

I tried to fart but I miscalculated and I dropped an Amber Turd.

by jzaikzai June 8, 2022

Amber Turd

When you take a poop on someones bed

Man she was a dirty girl, she even took an Amber Turd on my bed!

by BF87 May 6, 2022

AMBER TURD

An abuser, who plays the victim, she cries wolf, I'd say tears but she 'ain't' got none. She ruined her GORGEOUS ex-husbands life with FALSE accusations. Amber turd is also known for taking a shot in her spouses bed, then blaming a small dog. She has no consequences for her actions.....but KARMA will get her.

Don't leave an Amber Turd in the toilet...flush it!

by JusticeforJohnnyDepp May 14, 2022