The Real Amazing Race

To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as soon as possible to masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can masturbate and finish before you shit yourself.

Ex: 1

"Did you watch CBS's Amazing Race last night?"
"No, but I did try to complete The Real Amazing Race."
"What is that?"
"Dude, urbandictionary that shit, its unbelievable."

Ex:2

"Where you able to pull off The Real Amazing Race?"
"No dude, there was shit everywhere and then because of that I threw up all over my dick."

by Patty Kane March 23, 2010

Amani

Amani- A kind beautiful girl but is not scared of her haters because they won’t do nothing and she is kind beautiful has a perfect personality, perfect knowledge, and perfectly athletic if you meet this girl There’s no way you can’t be mean to her if you are mean to her than it’s just that you’re jealous that she’s cuter than YOU

This is about Amani because she’s the best girl you can ever meet

by Papichulo7872 May 8, 2018

Amani

Amani
Amani is the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. Amani in Swahili means love or peace, Amani may be a lovely and irresistible 😏 Amani is NOT peaceful if you mess with her or someone she cares about she will MESS YOU UP! This girl will drag your ass across a bathroom floor. She’s tough and strong and smart and writes to close together(seriously though, space your words more). She’s a real queens and will stay with you through thick and thin cuz you know she thicc. She’s beautiful{ beyond imagination, she may seem mean when you meet, but when you know the real her, you’ll love her more than anyone else and see how nice and caring and protective and thoughtful she is. She is beauty. She is strength. She is Amani.

For further explanation, look up definition for quintessential

Yasssss! She is an Amani!

by selena akian March 11, 2018

Amani

Amani means the most talent and pretty girl and princess and also peace .

for example Amani is a princess are loyal and a queen .

by Queencymone123 April 14, 2018

Amani

Amani means Protection. If you have a woman named amani then you should know she is a very well-depended person,she's beautiful on the inside and outside. She is caring,loving,intelligent and sometimes she needs others help because she wants your advice ad she doesn't want to mess up anything in your life or hers. She puts her Family and friends first because she loves them more than she loves her job,school or anything else for that matter. If you have an Amani then you have a good eye because she will love you and take care of you because she loves you more than anything.

"I wish i can be amani , she loves her family and friends more than anything in the world!"

by #Positivity!!! May 6, 2018

amazingerester

The ultimate amazing. Used to descride someone/something so amazing that just a simple amazing will not be worthy of its description. Makes something indescribable describable,

The flower is amazingerester than any thing in the world.

by TheBrownKid7 November 23, 2010

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022