Facebook Alzheimer's

If you remember somebody from earlier in your life and your supposed friend does not remember who you are or how you know them, then that person has facebook alzheimer's.

Basically, it is somebody who does not remember you, but you remember them and you want to be facebook buddies.

Joey: Hey Chandler, Gloria doesn't remember me from high school. She wouldn't agree to add me as a friend on facebook.
Chandler: Well, how do you remember her?
Joey: I like slept with her three times.
Chandler: She probably has Facebook Alzheimer's.
Joey: How come girls suffer from Facebook Alzheimer's more often than guys.
Chandler: It's because of lower brain capacity in females; well, you see, when girls go off to college, they have to make a choice - either remember past sex partners like you, or gain further knowledge in their college major.
Joey: Very intriguing.

by FriendsFan2008 June 2, 2009

corporate alzheimer's

Just as a document created with a new version of a software cannot be read by the older version of the same software, extremely old documents sometimes cannot be read by the new versions of the software that initially created them. When this happens in a company such that the company cannot access its own aging data, the company is said to have corporate alzheimer's. The term was coined by chief open source officer Simon Phipps of Sun Microsystems while advocating the creation of a baseline standard for documents that would ensure that old data remains accessable.

Boss - "Johnson! I thought I told you to have the 1992 annual report on my desk this morning! Where is it?"
Scared but blameless employee - "Not my fault, sir. The document won't open cause it's too old. Looks like we've got corporate alzheimer's..."

by chilli weasel December 19, 2005

Social Alzheimer's

Social Alzheimer's is when a person with in a group that knows everyone acts as if they have never met them before after a period of being apart from the group. (Examples: work group,friends,team,ect...) separation time can vary in lengths anything form a day to a week, month, ect.....

Abbreviation: SALZ

How come on every time we come back to work Chris always acts like he doesn't know us on the first day?
That's because he has social Alzheimer's.

by crawldogg April 10, 2013

password alzheimer's

inability to recall a password to an email address or message board account, most often the result of having too many accounts to keep up with.

I can't log onto the Browncoats' forum 'cause my password alzheimer's has set in again.

by Brandee A. February 9, 2006

Corridor Alzheimer's

When someone is walking in a corridor, specifically and what seems to be most commonly right in front of you; they stop all of a sudden, look around with a clueless expression, sometimes with a sigh or a confusing mumble of inaudible words, and then start walking the opposite direction as if they forgot where they were even going in the first place.

It's already congested enough in these corridors, never mind when there are people with Corridor Alzheimer's that always seem to be in my way!

by Keydose March 18, 2015

Canadian Alzheimer

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and doesn’t stop because he has Alzheimers and forgets to stop

Jimmy the next door neighbor offer me a Canadian Alzheimers

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

White People Alzheimer's

Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.

'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'

by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018